Things my mother taught me

I got this text from a friend and I thought it was hilarious so here you go:
My mother Taught me
PERSEVERANCE- "Sigue chingando y veras como te va a ir"
she taught me
RELIGION- "Ay cabron, pidele a Dios que yo no te agarre"
she taught me
ANTICIPATION- "Deja que lleguemos a casa pinche chamaco"
She taught me about
ROOTS- "Malagradecido, cuando yo era chica, no tenia ni zapatos!"
She taught me
LOGIC- "Como que porque? Porque SI cabron!!!"
She taught me about
INSPIRATION- "Si llegas con malas calificaciones te voy a dar con la chancla, cabron asta que aprendas!"
She taught me about
WISDOM- "Tu crees que sabes todo, aprende a limpiar el culo primero y luego hablamos!"
She taught me about
FINANCE- " Me lovas a pagar cabron"